Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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