I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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