What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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