hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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