Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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