Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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