I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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