Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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