Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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