Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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