Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
