and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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