I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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