We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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