It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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