Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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