The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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