We're like a lot better than the average bears
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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