You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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