So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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