Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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