dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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