Define "chronic" masturbator.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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