My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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