i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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