Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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