Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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