sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
