That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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