dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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