If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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