I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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