Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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