yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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