just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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