Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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