the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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