I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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