You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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