I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Less talking, more tequila
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
