the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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