with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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