Me too!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
