I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
