Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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