david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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