i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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