If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
