Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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