No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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