some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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