i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
why is half of my head shaved?
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