Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i now understand why vodka
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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