fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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