hell yes lets make some ravioli
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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