If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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