you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's never too late to be topless.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
