Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
What a dumb baby whore.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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