well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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