When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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