Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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